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   January 21, 2004
Says Microsoft about 17-year-old Canadian Mike Rowe and his MikeRoweSoft.com website: "Ha ha... we were just kidding. We're not really going destroy and everyone he knows for trying to dilute our brand with his puny, puny name..."

Linky:

http://www.forbes.com/markets/newswire/2004/01/20/rtr1218523.html

I'd have more to say about this, but unlike Mr. Rowe and his callow white (and I'm assuming here) heterosexual ass, I'm actually trying to make a living here.

Why is it that I am entertained by so many things that, according to the advertisers on Comedy Central, would make me a shallow-minded white boy with no higher aim than to make a lot of money and fuck a supermodel?

Hmmm... maybe there are other sardonic, pragmatic radical women out there with tech backgrounds, and the Comedy Central marketing people are just wrong. Would you email me already, then? 'Cause I feel like I'm the only one.





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