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   October 30, 2003

So how, exactly, can a cow wreak havoc?. I mean, really, all it wanted to do was go for a little walk through the neighborhood, maybe explore some different career options—something a little more personally fulfilling, perhaps, than providing dinner for the snot-nosed brats down at the local elementary school. Who were called inside—I kid you not—when the cow got too close to the school. Because you never know when it's going to snap and just start licking things! Maybe munching on some grass!

Maybe they confused the cow with the rabbit from the Holy Grail.

My favorite photograph, though, is the police officers in their bright yellow "POLICE" jackets in hot pursuit of the cow.

Ah, life in Canada.

Thanks to Austin Cooke for sending me that link.



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